The future....

Transcript of an AIM conversation between me and crs this afternoon. He'd just mentioned looking at a mutual friend's new iPod nano:

me:

I've only seen pictures. It's very nano.

crs:

8G that you might accidentally swallow. Welcome to the future.

me:

Nah. The future is 8G implanted behind my ear, with iSync over bluetooth and a lifetime battery recharged by head-bobbing....

crs:

"battery low. please play more death metal."