maunderings of a meandering mind

Day No. 4:

“One word,” said the Lord God. “Landscaping. But I want it to look natural, as if it all somehow just happened.”

“Do rain forests,” suggested a primitive tribal god, who was known only as a clicking noise.

“Rain forests here,” decreed the Lord God. “And deserts there. For a spa feeling.”

“Which is fresh, but let's give it glow,” said Buddha. “Polished stones and bamboo, with a soothing trickle of something.”

“I know where you're going,” said the Lord God. “But why am I seeing scented candles and a signature body wash?”

“Shut up,” said Buddha.

“You shut up,” said the Lord God.

“It's all about the mix,” Allah declared in a calming voice. “Now let's look at some swatches.”

I should catch my small but loyal following up on my life. But for now you'll have to settle for some amusement.

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