Weirdest phone spam ever

[xela]

Ok, that's it: I am not answering a call from a number my phone doesn't recognize ever again. This isn't a completely accurate transcript, but as close as I can remember it. Computerized voice comes on

We are calling to confirm a report of illicit activity. Please answer the following questions 'yes' or 'no':

Were you drinking and dealing in your car last Tuesday evening?

Wha?