Life is trademarked

[xela]

In a (locked) post around one o'clock this morning, I remarked that Life is Good. Around one o'clock this afternoon I happened upon a car in a parking lot with a sticker on the back expressing the same sentiment. Except it said

Life
is
Good
®

I refuse to allow that sort of horseshit to suck the good mood out of me. But can we please hire someone with half a fucking brain to run the US Patent and Trademark office?

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Note: the middle paragraph above is supposed to be centered; I wrote it as <p align="center">. I suppose I expected embedded markup would override css. But it's not rendering that way in my browser. YMMV.