Wanted: One bondage boot, size 13 B, left

[xela]

In my not-a-cast, I'm effectively wearing a two inch of heel on my right. Though very much a vanilla straight guy, I've been known to cast covetous glances at friends' bondage boots. Perhaps I should take this as an opportunity to get a pair — out of medical necessity, of course.

(In all seriousness, in order not to give myself a backache whenever I spend a few minutes on my feet, I'm puttering around the house in my bathrobe, not-a-cast, and my left hiking boot with a heel lift added in. I'm sure it must make an amusing site, but you all will have to get by without pictures.)